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Gilligan's Island is the best show ever made! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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If it were only a three hour tour... ...why did the Howells bring all of their money? ...why did Ginger bring her whole wardrobe? And why did the Skipper only have one shirt? I mean this was his boat. He could've had a spare shirt. How is it that the professer could make a radio out of a coconut but could not fix the hole in the boat? There will be more to come, but in the mean time, e-mail your answers to either of the addresses below. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
Dumb Blondes! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Have you heard Benjamin Moore came out with a new paint color called "blond"? It's not too bright but it spreads real easy. What's the similarity between a blond and a postage stamp? You lick 'em, stick 'em, and send them on their way... Why do blonds climb chain-link fences? To see what's on the other side. What do you call blonds in a School of Higher Learning? Visitors. When is it okay to shoot a blond in the head? When you have a tire pump nearby to reinflate it. Why do blonds climb chain-link fences? To see what's on the other side | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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